17 Again. Okay, so I went to see the movie twice so far. The plot is riddled with nonsensical gaps, but there’s still plenty of mmmruh to keep me pleasantly distracted for the 102 minutes or so. And sure, the idea intrigues scores of us: if I could do it all over, with what I know now… But the truth is, I wouldn’t be 17 again, not for all the condoms in the vending machine.
Low riders and thongs? So not me. But I remember myself at 17, trying to latch onto any fashion craze I could afford. So I am sure if I got zapped back to high school I’d be squeezing into a G-string for prom. Plus, I had no confidence as a teen and my dating life limped along, hobbled by my bruised psyche. Get this – when I was 17, I dated guys who didn’t love animals!!! And drove gas guzzlers!!! Sure, I was 4 sizes smaller, but what difference does that make? I still felt fat all the time. I was in better shape, but back then my shin splints hurt like hell. And in ’89, I was on the pill, an aspect of Western medicine I’ve completely eschewed since that stroke in ’96.
Truth is, I like the person I’ve evolved into. I’m not done chasing my dreams or shy about conjuring up new ones to pursue. Mmmruh! Sure, I’ve made some mistakes along the way – I think of the chances I should have taken, the houses I didn’t buy, the vaccinations I should have never allowed – but I would not go back. Well, maybe back to that day in the vet’s office. Yes, definitely back there. But other than that, I like my thirties A LOT. Recently, I tutored a college senior, and his place where we studied smelled like college boys. Not a bad smell, just distinctive and immediately recognizable. Oh yeah, and the room was decorated with beer – signs, bottles, cans, posters. AND I WAS SO GLAD I WAS NOT IN COLLEGE ANYMORE. I am also way grateful no longer to be in my twenties. God, was I stupid in my twenties!
You know, I did not go to my 5th, 10th or 15th high school reunions. Why would I? High school was mostly unhappy for me. Plus, I am not the super in-shape best-selling novelist I hoped to be by age 25. But then Jason Smith, a kid from my high school class who is organizing our upcoming reunion, tracked me down through this very OCC Romance Writers’ Blog. He told me about our upcoming reunion and invited me to join our 20th Reunion Website.
Aaaahhh!!!!! But I’m not super in-shape!! I’m not a best-selling novelist!! I haven’t even fucked anyone famous!! I can’t go back!
But Jason worked so hard to find me, and I remembered him as such a nice kid, so I joined the website.
And oh, my goodness gracious! Would you believe that all those kids from my graduating class – we all just grew up to be people! People!! With whom it wasn’t scary at all to reconnect. In fact, catching up with my updated past has been fantastic!
For the first time in my life, I feel completely comfortable in my own skin. Mmmruh! I feel good. I feel right. And all I had to do was face one of my greatest fears – THE KIDS FROM HIGH SCHOOL!!! (You should be hearing the Psycho shower scene music in your head right now.) So now I am going to face another of my shark-eating-me-in-the-ocean-at-night-type fears (cue the Psycho strings.): SENDING MY BOOK OUT TO PUBLISHERS AND AGENTS!!!!!!
I’m going to do it, damn it, and sell my book. Mmmmmruh!
Though our winsome blogger has resigned herself to the stupid loss of her 200 bucks(see her Jnauary’09 blog), she is gratified to see that possible misuse of said 200 bucks is under federal investigation. Other than throwing her money away, Geralyn also appears in the award-winning internet short comedy film Daryl From OnCar and co-hosts the radio show Better Times After 50 on AdviceRadio.com Her short story “Jane Austen Meets the New York Giants†is published in the New York Times Bestselling anthology The Right Words at the Right Time, Volume 2.
So, in a determined effort to “get a grip” on my time, today’s post will be brief. I removed my favorite kitty-face magnet (the first layer) and six or seven scraps of paper floated down, landing in a random pattern on my already cluttered desktop. The first message, boldly printed on a scrap of neon-orange scratch paper, reads: Print signs for OCC meeting. Here’s another, quickly scrawled on a snippet of pattern tissue: Finish hem on sundress. Number three: Work on event page for June.
Oh, here’s a good one, actually written with a gold gel pen on a glossy scrap of magazine paper: Work on writer’s block! Okay, I have to be honest. This is not the typical “writer’s block†you may be familiar with. This is an on-going craft project using a 4†x 4†cube of unfinished wood.
I think I’ll tackle this one first. But first, I have to get all these notes off my desk…..I need room.
(Maybe I’ll post a picture next month.)
This month Around Town lingers in New York with an interview with literary agent and author (and fellow Italian food aficionado), Lucienne Diver.
Lucienne is a sixteen year veteran of the publishing business. She began as an agent at NYC’s Spectrum Literary Agency and moved last year to the dynamic Knight Agency (http://www.knightagency.net/). She represents over forty authors of fantasy, science fiction, mystery, suspense and romance. She’s a member of the Association of Authors’ Representatives (AAR), RWA, MWA and SFWA.
She is also the author of the young adult novel VAMPED, a May 2009 trade paperback release from Flux. I had the opportunity to interview Lucienne about her new book and how she juggles being both an agent and an author.
1. Congratulations on your new release! Please tell us about it–what kind of book is it? What’s it about?
Thank you so much! VAMPED is a young adult novel about Gina Covello, a teen fashionista who goes from chic to eek when she’s bitten by the geeky class chess champ turned vampire hottie at the after-prom party. Now in addition to wrestling her hair into submission and learning to apply make up without a mirror, she’s suddenly got to reinvent herself without her former social status. Which would be bad enough, except that the vampiress who turned her geek-boy sire (and new boyfriend) wants him all to herself for the fulfillment of some prophecy, which also seems to involve turning Gina’s former classmates into an undead army. In order to claw her way back to the top, Gina has to find a way to stop the vixen vampiress and save her classmates from fashion and other disasters.
2. Where did you get the idea for this story?
I used to have trouble torturing my characters. And then I “met†Gina. She started talking in my head one day, a newly made vamp-inista who thinks that a life without tanning options amounts to true horror. The idea intrigued me. So I wrote a story in which I threw everything I could at her. But Gina was wilier than I gave her credit for and not only weathered it all, but turned things to her ultimate advantage. My respect for her as a character grew, and it was only when I could love her as much as I could hate her that I was able to feature her in an entire series. Yes, sometimes it scares me that I talk about my characters as if they really exist, but for me they do.
3. You are also a well-respected literary agent. Do you think writers hesitate to sign with an agent who also writes? What is your experience with this?
I work very hard on behalf of my authors, and they know it. I also work to keep my writing and my agenting as very separate things, though, of course, one informs the other. The skills that I’ve learned editing my own work help me provide useful feedback to my authors. The empathy I feel for writers with the submission/rejection process shows in my response times. Also, I feel more in tune with the entire process from idea generation through publication because I’ve gone through it. There are actually a good number of both agents and editors who write. Many of us got into the business not only because of our love of reading, but of creating and of language in general. I’m sure there are writers out there concerned about pros who also write, but none of them have expressed it to me (knocking on wood as I type).
4. I work full time as well as write, and I know it can be a tap dance sometimes. How do you juggle the two careers?
Well, three if you count motherhood *g*
5. What are you working on next?
I’ve just turned in to my agent the first book in a new young adult series about teen witches. Next up, a middle-grade idea that’s been nagging away at me.
6. What advice do you have for aspiring writers?
Don’t give up and don’t let rejection get you down. Rejection is part of the process. It’s not a reflection on you or even, necessarily, of your work, but often on the needs of the market or the tastes of the person to whom you’re pitching. If any advice is given about how to improve your work, take it as a sign that the agent or editor saw something worth nurturing. Take it under advisement. Keep writing, revising, growing. The road to publication is a journey and you’ll never make it to the goal if you get disheartened and stop along the way.
Thank you so much, Lucienne!
If you would like more information on Lucienne Diver, she maintains a blog of agenting and authorial musings: http://varkat.livejournal.com/ and can also be found via her author site: http://www.luciennediver.com/.
See you all around town!
********** permission to forward **********
Hi everyone!
Check out the exciting online classes offered by the Orange County Chapter of RWA!
â€Writing the Synopsisâ€
With Camy Tang
May 11, 2009 – June 6, 2009
Enrollment Information at http://www.occrwa.org/onlineclassMay09.html
COST: $20 for OCC members, $30 for non-members
Enrollment deadline: May 10, 2009
If you have specific questions, email occrwaonlineclass@yahoo.com
ABOUT THE CLASS:
Whether you’ve got a complete manuscript or you’ve just started one, this class will help you write a complete synopsis for your story. I will take you step by step so that by the end of the class you will have written a one-page synopsis, a 4-6 page synopsis, and also a more organic “character” synopsis.
I will give you tips and tricks to ensure you have all the structural and character elements an editor is looking for: Inciting Incident, external goal, internal conflict, romantic conflict, major obstacles, epiphany, climax, and resolution. Never fear synopsis writing again–this class will make you synopsis savvy!
ABOUT THE INSTRUCTOR:
Camy Tang writes romance with a kick of wasabi. Her chick lit Sushi series is out now, and next year she’ll release Deadly Intent with Love Inspired Suspense. Originally from Hawaii, she worked as a biologist for 9 years, but now she is a staff worker for her San Jose church youth group and leads a worship team for Sunday service. She also runs the Story Sensei fiction critique service, which specializes in book doctoring. On her blog, she gives away Christian novels twice a week and ponders frivolous things.
Visit her website at http://www.camytang.com/and sign up for her newsletter YahooGroup for monthly giveaways!
Enrollment Information at http://www.occrwa.org/onlineclassMay09.html
COST: $20 for OCC members, $30 for non-members
Enrollment deadline: May 10, 2009
Coming in June – “Is That Hollywood Calling?†with Cindy Carroll
Just because we can write books doesn’t mean we can write screenplays. “Is That Hollywood Calling?†is a quick and direct month long course on the differences between writing books and writing scripts. We will also look at how writing a screenplay can help improve your novel writing.
For a full class roster, go to
http://www.occrwa.org/onlineclasses.html.
Check out our full 2009 list of workshops.
Want to be notified personally two weeks before each class? Be sure you’re signed up for our Online Class Notices Yahoo Group! Sign up at the bottom of http://www.occrwa.org/onlineclasses.html or send a blank email to OCCRWAOnlineClassNotices-subscribe@yahoogroups.com
********** permission to forward **********
0 0 Read moreBy: Lori Pyne
As I read the news that yet another newspaper is going out of business, I worry. How many newspapers will survive the changes in economy and in technology? Will the remaining newspapers be enough to provide the information needed to have a dynamic democracy? Will the remaining newspapers, with their reduced staff and income, still have the resources to investigate individuals, corporations and governments? Will there be enough newspapers to offer a variety of points of view and viewpoints? Will the new media news appearing on my yahoo, google, blogs, websites be able to offer the depth of coverage currently offered in the newspaper?
Unfortunately I only have concerns and questions but no answers. I would love to hear anyone else’s opinion about this issue.
0 0 Read moreA Slice of Orange is an affiliate with some of the booksellers listed on this website, including Barnes & Nobel, Books A Million, iBooks, Kobo, and Smashwords. This means A Slice of Orange may earn a small advertising fee from sales made through the links used on this website. There are reminders of these affiliate links on the pages for individual books.
It's 1924 and Daisy Gumm bands with friends to help Lily Bannister, whose abusive husband nearly killed her.
More info →A mentally challenged child is dead; his father will stop at nothing to see the killer punished.
More info →A Slice of Orange is an affiliate with some of the booksellers listed on this website, including Barnes & Nobel, Books A Million, iBooks, Kobo, and Smashwords. This means A Slice of Orange may earn a small advertising fee from sales made through the links used on this website. There are reminders of these affiliate links on the pages for individual books.
Copyright ©2017 A Slice of Orange. All Rights Reserved. ~PROUDLY POWERED BY WORDPRESS ~ CREATED BY ISHYOBOY.COM