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Avocado the Penguin by Kidd Wadsworth

September 25, 2024 by in category Infused with Meaning by Kidd Wadsworth tagged as , , ,

Avocado the Penguin

I decided to enter the KidLit Chuckle Challenge. I had 200 words to make someone laugh. In addition, I was required to use two of the six writing prompts given. I chose ‘Avocado the Penguin’ and ‘Broccoli.’ My entry is below. The italicized illustration note does count toward the total 200 words.


Illustration: Penguin and Poodle are drawn like fruits/vegetables with faces. As their names change, they change.

Avocado groaned. “Why would anyone name a penguin after a squishy green tropical fruit?”

“Or a dog after a vegetable?” Broccoli the Poodle said.

“I hate my name,” said Avocado.” My penguin friends all have wonderful names like Big Wing and Small Wing, and Medium-sized Wing, and Slightly-Smaller-than-Big-Wing, and A-Touch-Bigger-than-Small-Wing.”

“Isn’t that confusing?” Broccoli asked.

“What do you mean?”

“Never mind. What name would you like?”

“Pear. It has such a nice sound: Pear the Penguin, or Pear-with-really-humongous-wings, or Pear-Penguin-with-wings-bigger-than-a-Killer-Whale’s-fin, or—”

“Stop! I can’t take it anymore.”

“You don’t like Pear?”

“No.”

“How about Butternut Squash Penguin or Eggplant-with-gorgeous-wings or—”

“How about Waddles,” Broccoli said.

“I don’t waddle.”

“What about Stands-all-day-with-tired-feet or Doesn’t-know-to-go-south or Has-anyone-seen-my-egg?”

“NO!”

“Well, those names are way better than large-bottomed-fruit-of-the-happy-wing.”

“Wait, that’s close, real close.”

“Really? You’re so frustrating.”

“What would you like your name to be?” Penguin asked.

“Udon Noodle Poodle. Notice how it rhymes.”

Penguin nodded, “Sophisticated.”

“I know.”

“Oh! Oh! I’ve got it,” Avocado shouted. “Cheese Curd Bird.”

“Wow, that’s FANTASTIC.”

“Udon Noodle Poodle, can I really change my name?”

“Yes, Cheese Curd Bird.”

“Thanks.”


Happy Writing!

Kidd

Some of Kidd’s stories are in the following anthologies:

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Lyrical Language Lab Poetry Contest

August 25, 2024 by in category Writing

On June 25, 2024, I posted about the Lyrical Language Lab poetry contest. The winners have been decided. You can read the winning poems here:

https://www.reneelatulippe.com/poetry-contest-winners

My entry won an honorable mention. 

Happy Writing,

Kidd

Some of Kidd’s stories are in the following anthologies.

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Obsession by Kidd Wadsworth

July 25, 2024 by in category Infused with Meaning by Kidd Wadsworth tagged as , , ,
Photo by Kidd

Obsession is my natural state.

As an undergraduate in Electrical Engineering at Texas A&M University, I was required to take a Mechanical Engineering course where we analyzed the forces in a truss. Trusses, often triangular networks of beams, are commonly found in bridges. As I recall the course material now, some 40 years later, there were two methods of analyses. I had been intently studying those methods for an upcoming test, when I closed my books and went to bed to catch some z’s. Immediately, I began to dream about trusses. In my dream there appeared two beams. As I, with great speed, analyzed the forces in each beam, the beams themselves, like some terrible organic disease, reproduced. Suddenly, there were four beams. Terrified, I worked even faster, but the beams again reproduced. Now there were eight. Pencil flying, I analyzed. Sixteen beams.

Thankfully, my roommate shook me awake. “You’re mumbling,” she said. “Are you okay?”

I have no idea what I replied. But when I closed my eyes, two beams appeared. I began my calculations. Ut oh. Four beams. Eight beams. Sixteen beams. Thirty-two beams.

She shook me awake again. Understanding it wasn’t real, I cried out, “There is no truss!”

Yes, she thought I was nuts, but I did manage to sleep without that nightmare returning.

Years earlier, at thirteen, I had discovered poetry. I remember jotting down lines of verse on any scrap piece of paper I could find. When I was sixteen, and got my driver’s license, my mom sent me all over Dallas running errands. (Yes, I loved it.) One evening, flying home on the freeway, I pondered the word “mobile.”

I pronounce this word with a short ‘i’, like the gas station, or a child’s toy hung over the crib. Thus, it is nearly impossible to stop the word from leaving the palate quickly. As I drove, through the mix-master and across the city of Dallas, I repeated the word “mobile”. Mobile. Mobile. Mobile.

I was in love with words.

Somehow, when I wasn’t paying attention, when I didn’t realize what I was losing, I abandoned my love of words and my love of poetry. Perhaps I was too busy pursuing romantic love or trying to analyze trusses. But now, years later my obsession with the sound of words, and all things poetry, has returned.

Consider the word, “blink”. Say it out loud. “Blink”. Notice how the hard “b” at the beginning and the hard “k” at the end are like clicking switches. So that the word “blink” turns on with the “b” sound and turns off with the “k” sound. Great word, “blink”.

And yes, I’m entering poetry contests. Not once, but as many times as allowed.

This could get expensive.

I’m obsessed. And I don’t mind. I’m dreaming about poetry. (It is infinitely better than dreaming about trusses.) I’m waking up in the middle of the night and scribbling down lines. And no, I don’t want it to stop. My mind has gone down a rabbit hole.

Pour the tea. I can handle the Queen of Hearts. I love it here.

–Kidd

Hey, have you ever thought about the words effervescence and quiescence? Go on, say them fifteen times. I LOVE WORDS!!!

Some of Kidd’s stories are in the following anthologies:

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The Lyrical Language Lab by Kidd Wadsworth

June 25, 2024 by in category Infused with Meaning by Kidd Wadsworth tagged as , ,

I love poetry. I relish language that paints a picture in my head, leaves a song in my heart and gently touches my soul. But how do I incorporate poetic methods into my writing? And more importantly, how do I train my ear?

My solution was to subscribe to the Lyrical Language Lab channel on YouTube where Renee M. Latulippe reviews meter, rhyme and the musicality of our language.

For example in the following video Renee discusses Lyrical Prose and Poetic Techniques in Fiction Picture Books:

I found her review of the picture book Crown amazing.

This week Renee announced a prose poetry contest.

Entrants are required to:

  • write a prose poem (no meter please)
  • max length: 100 words (not including the title)
  • topic: summer snapshot

The poem must be easily understood by elementary, middle grade, or young adult readers. Entry fee: $10. First prize: $300. Entries are due July 21, 2024.

I invite you to explore Renee’s channel and, if you, like me, are inspired to dip your toe into the refreshing world of poetry, dare to enter the contest.

Kidd Wadsworth

Kidd’s stories are in the following anthologies:

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Featuring Kidd Wadsworth, Author of the Month

May 28, 2024 by in category Featured Author of the Month, Infused with Meaning by Kidd Wadsworth tagged as ,

Kidd Wadsworth writes to bring to life our magical, fire-breathing world. She believes we are super heroes. It’s time we put on our capes.

You can read Kidd’s monthly column, Infused with Meaning, here on the 25th of every month. More information about Kidd is found on her website, make sure you take the time to read her “about me” section.


A selection of books that include Kidd’s short stories.


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