Guess who?
I’m your new e-Reader. All sexy swirls and curly Qs. Just waiting for you to click me on and take you to paradise.
Yes, I know, your rabbit vibrator made the same promises…but I’ve got something special to offer you.
I’ve got romance.
I can sweep you away to that special place in your mind where you can fall in love over and over again…and have great sex.
So, put away your bunny vibe and hop aboard!
I’m trim and gorgeous. Sexy design. Botox-smooth case.
Slimmer than I’ve been in years.
Clear, no-glare screens. And those cute keyboards. Like sassy, high-heeled shoes. Makes you want to let your fingers do the walking.
And no more of those pesky page numbers to get in the way. It’s like weighing yourself after you’ve gone on your mocha latte splurge. Who wants to know?
I do have a pet peeve about those TOCs. Half the time the Table of Contents key doesn’t work, sending ahead in the story and you know who’s sleeping with whom before you’ve guessed. it.
And don’t talk to me about Bookmarks.
They’re like old boyfriends who won’t go away. Once you’ve marked them, you’re stuck with them.
Ah, but I can’t stop drooling over the hunky guys on the Cover. Muscle-bound heroes to die for.
Hmm…if I could add just one thing to my e-Reader software…
It would be to have the Cover Hunk in 3-D.
All of him…and you know what I mean!
Happy Romance e-Reading in 2013!
Best,
Jina
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Thanks for stopping by, Louisa. Re: highlights on a kindle — okay, here's one pov: it's like buying Used Textbooks in the old college bookstore with someone's else highlights and notes. Sometimes it's a good thing…sometimes it ain't. Especially when their notes have the wrong answer.
On Kindle? It makes you stop and think about the highlighted post, which is fun. Makes it more interactive.
Such a fun post! What do you think of being able to see everyone else's highlights on a Kindle? I like it, and think it's strange. Kind of an "everyone else thinks this is important, and so should you!"
Thanks, Linda! Any chance of putting your Kindle and iPad on a "no chocolate" diet to slim them down? No, that wouldn't be any fun…enjoy!
Fun blog post. I love those sexy e-readers, too, Jina. I have a Kindle and an iPad, but not the new slimmer variety. Love 'em anyway.